Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Women = Problem

Do you believe that women is a problem?
Did any women cause you a problem before?
Did you suffer from any women?
Do you want to know that women is the pain reason?
I'll give you the mathemeatical proff for this delima :D

Monday, December 19, 2005

Yet another funny pics

I think that i have many funny pictures which I'd like to share with you.
I think posting pics is not related to blogging but it is a kind of because i am very busy!

I got this pic from my colleges :) it is a common feeling between all people all over the world. Every one suffer from his manager ;)
BTW i am not.

I think this will be fine after having a mean of Fool or Koshary ;)

Monday, December 12, 2005

cross browser !

Can i have a cross browser web site?
Did you ask yourself before why my web site is not working on a certain web browser like Netscape or Opera?
Did you find that your web site looks different on FireFox?
Did you develop a web site on and test it on FireFox and customers told you that in IE there are many errors?
What are the reasons?
Who did that?

It is my first point of work right now ;)

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Google Arabic Spell checker soon

I think this will be the first step before adding the Arabic language to the Google Spell checker.

I am very happy for this progress!

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Phone ringing!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?...."

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Google Egypt

Google start to invest in the software industry in Egypt.